"If You Really Loved Me" (Samson & Delilah)

Synopsis: A humorous version of an old Bible story, Love makes you do funny things.
Time: Approx. 10-15 minutes

At Rise: Delilah awaits Samson in her "boudoir" type room

Delilah:  "Hmm, Samson should be here any minute now. I'm getting tired of his tricks, I want to know the secret of his strength. I can earn some easy money, if I find out today. Oh here he comes,"

Samson: "Duh, hiya Delilah, aw shucks, huh.... sorry I'm late.. but I was catchin some more foxes, never know when I might need some again"  (laughs)

Delilah:   "Well hello, handsome Samson! I was so impatient for you to get here, I just missed you so much."

Samson: (shyly) "Aw shucks, huh... you look awful pretty today Delilah. "

Delilah:  "Well you look pretty awful yourself, I mean ......sit down darling Sammy let me get you a cool drink of water. (giggles)

(Sam sits down and Delilah gives him a drink, she sits by him, and feeds him grapes.) AD LIB here, giggle a lot and he chokes on grape...etc.) She runs her fingers through his hair, he closes eyes with a sappy smile on his face)

Delilah:  "Sammy you're my hero, you're so big and strong... Why. I don't know a man stronger than you are, just look at those muscles.."

Samson:  "Aw shucks.... there are other men, almost as strong as me.."

Delilah:  "Not like you, and to think you're all mine...You do love me... don't you Sammy?"

Samson: "Aw Dee.. of course I do...don't I always tell  you?"                                                                  

Delilah:  "Yes, you tell me you love me, but sometimes I wonder if it's really true."

Samson: (sits up, indignant) "A course it's true, how can you doubt me?"

Delilah: (makes him relax again) "Shh, it's okay... just relax...so you really truly love me, Sammy?"

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